Holy S#!T- An Unforgettable Comedy Tour on a Boat
OC Holy S#!T, a hilarious cruise offered on the coastal bay of Ocean City, explores the area's weird history, unusual landmarks, most ridiculous people, and the best stories that Delmarva has to offer.
The tour meets at the Kiosk next to the Food Lion off 118th Street. Travelers (locals and visitors alike) will meet Highwire’s hosts dockside and bask in the calm harbor vibes.
Participants will triumphantly but safely march down our floating dock and onto the vessel ‘Oyster Catcher’ creating a measurable amount of jealousy from onlookers and curious bystanders- most of whom thought the Food Lion was the epi-center of our shopping plaza!
The adults in the room will drive the boat while the audience sings songs, learns (no guarantees), plays games, and re-invents uses for Old Bay.
Everyone will disembark as changed human beings. What could go wrong?
What To Bring:
Yourself, in a positive, community loving mood
Friends, family and/or foes
Some water / soft drinks
A reasonable amount of alcoholic drinks (this tour is BYOB) - we're only on the water for an hour, so emphasis on the word reasonable. Your hosts are the only ones who should be screaming, cursing, and otherwise acting foolish (they are professionals).
Ground (and Water) Rules:
Be safe: you'll get a briefing upon boarding the boat; follow all safety rules and regulations and any instructions from your Ocean City captain/crew.
Be respectful: we're all responsible for making sure everyone has a good experience; no heckling, bothering other guests, or otherwise rude or disrespectful behavior. There's no brig on this ship but we'll figure something out!
Be on time: the boat will not wait for you! Plan to arrive no later than 7pm so we can go over things with everyone and get on the ship promptly.
No smoking of any kind is allowed on the pier or on the boat!
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There are 8 "Holy S#!T- An Unforgettable Comedy Tour on a Boat" trips available this season. Select a date from the calendar to view the specific time, price, and seats available.
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This trip - like all of our trips - is produced by the professionals at Blue Bimini where safety, reliability, and excellent customer care always come standard. With us, you're in for a safe and unforgettable experience every time.
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