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Holy S#!T- An Unforgettable Comedy Tour on a Boat

OC Holy S#!T, a hilarious cruise offered on the coastal bay of Ocean City, explores the area's weird history, unusual landmarks, most ridiculous people, and the best stories that Delmarva has to offer.

The tour meets at the Kiosk next to the Food Lion off 118th Street. Travelers (locals and visitors alike) will meet Highwire’s hosts dockside and bask in the calm harbor vibes.

Participants will triumphantly but safely march down our floating dock and onto the vessel ‘Oyster Catcher’ creating a measurable amount of jealousy from onlookers and curious bystanders- most of whom thought the Food Lion was the epi-center of our shopping plaza!

The adults in the room will drive the boat while the audience sings songs, learns (no guarantees), plays games, and re-invents uses for Old Bay.

Everyone will disembark as changed human beings. What could go wrong?

Expectations

What To Bring:

Yourself, in a positive, community loving mood

Friends, family and/or foes

Some water / soft drinks

A reasonable amount of alcoholic drinks (this tour is BYOB) - we're only on the water for an hour, so emphasis on the word reasonable. Your hosts are the only ones who should be screaming, cursing, and otherwise acting foolish (they are professionals).

Ground (and Water) Rules:

Be safe: you'll get a briefing upon boarding the boat; follow all safety rules and regulations and any instructions from your Baltimore Water Taxi crew.

Be respectful: we're all responsible for making sure everyone has a good experience; no heckling, bothering other guests, or otherwise rude or disrespectful behavior. There's no brig on this ship but we'll figure something out!

Be on time: the boat will not wait for you! Plan to arrive no later than 7pm so we can go over things with everyone and get on the ship promptly. This is Fells Point and parking can be busy - plan ahead; we'll be there early in case you are too!

No smoking of any kind is allowed on the pier or on the boat!

Trip Details

Date

Location

OC Bay Hopper Kiosk- 118th Street

Food Lion parking lot, 118th Street

Departure

Return/Arrival

Duration

1 hour

About the Weather

Aligned with the goal of ensuring all OC Bay Hopper customers have a great experience, we will only run trips that are deemed safe by our Captains. Generally, the weather on the coastal bays of the Ocean City area is very pleasant but sometimes storms and thunderstorms do occur.

In the event that your trip is cancelled, you will receive a full refund. Sometimes, the weather conditions, particularly high winds causing choppy seas, will allow us to run a safe trip that is a bit unpleasant.

Our captains will always strive to let people know when conditions will be less than ideal and if conditions warrant a possible refund you may choose to not take the trip. (But sometimes those rough passages make for the best experiences!)